For the picture. No, it's not one of ours.

That said, we've purchased a small store of the "First Iraq, Then France" bumper stickers and we're dying to give them away. We've also had several requests for a photo gallery of readers (or anyone else) wearing frog-bashing clothes.

So there you have it - email us a picture of you, your loved ones, or your dog wearing something from the PaveFrance store - along with your address, post office box, or double-blind drop point, and we'll send you one of these nifty bumper stickers.

MK,

Of course the French media believe the American boycott of French goods is the work of fat American Yahoos.

Let's take up a collection and send Mr. Schwarzenegger some nice Pave wear. Take some nice snaps of Mr. Schwarzenegger , who loves America as he lives its dream (as opposed to say Tim Robbins or Alec Baldwin), stretching the Pave (sartorial) threads and send a set of glossies to Jack and Dom captioned something like:

"You gonna wish you were Sarah Connor"

Just a thought.

DGB