Frogman has just notified me of his latest post.
It's so funny..and (sadly) oh, so true!
Thanks, Frogman, for yet another classic.
Why is nobody in these threads?
Have the French forgotten how to read? Do they not realize they are being held to ridicule?
Mon. DF has called them to account. What is their response? Utter insouciance. What a bother, the truth.
Or perhaps they plan on dispatching Jean-David Levitte with another edgeless sword demanding the American press stop naming France in their tales of infamy.
Or then again, perhaps they have taken to their role as a world joke power.
In any case there appear to be no French with the stomach for venturing into Pave's threads. Even Papafench, who protests he is a man, has absented himself.
Silence is here construed as assent. Job well done, Pave.
DGB
You missed me, didn't you dgb?
But you didn't write as well for a long time! Where did you dissapear? Were you looking for WMDs?
Yes, perhaps we've chased them all away. But, frankly, when they do come by, they only post insults. No self-analysis, no sense of humor...
Perhaps we should all feel remorseful and rename the site 'Love France' and post candy-coated anecdotes instead!
Let's get a petition going! And then we'll put on a musical in the barn...in French! Ju-dee, Mick-eh, vous êtes avec nous?
As would say G.W.Bush on his airplane carrier: "Mission accomplished!".
Wait a minute...
Oh, Papafrench, AKA Patrice Klajman, who says he is a man,
Were you but funny or witty or even mildly amusing, yes, I would miss you. I appreciate an opposition with a defined point of view and the intelligence to prosecute it. But really you put no effort into your posts.
Other than advertising your dislike of Mr. Bush and your annoyance with the pesky Pave community what have you to offer? What do you have to tell us of the French experience or character that we don't already get in abundance from Jack's minions and shills in the French press.
If you have a story to tell, tell it. But since your friends obviously won't tell you, a stranger will: You have no future as a wit.
Valerie, below, speaking for herself, with whom I concur, has your number:
"...[trolls] only post insults. No self-analysis, no sense of humor..."
DGB
I am not annoyed at all by PaveFrance. I fully enjoy it now.
