« CATASTROPHE | Main | FRENCH JOKE »
August 08, 2003
Only Mad Dogs And...

The heat still a problem. Those poor chickens... You can put a human on the moon...

Bove and his pals are putting on their summer bash/'Antiglobization Woodstock'. Not a good choice logistically, though, JoBo.

''La cellule santé du site, constituée de 300 personnes (Protection civile, médecins, sécouristes), a effectué de nombreuses interventions, pour la plupart dues à la chaleur,'' a expliqué le Dr Giselle Marchive, médecin à Millau et coordonnatrice santé. "Nous avons un énorme problème de gestion de l'eau sur le site, nous sommes au bord de l'état d'urgence", a dénoncé le Dr Marchive, qui a demandé à la préfecture une réquisition d'eau. ''Les organisateurs ont prévu plus de 200 000 bouteilles d'eau, mais il n'y a aucun point d'eau sur le site.''

Translation: 'The on-site medical team, 300 doctors, EMTs..., have had many cases to deal with, most heat-related,' explained Dr G Marchive... 'We have a huge water management problem on site, it's bordering on an emergency,' denounced the doctor who has also requested 200,000 bottles of water be requisitioned for them by the préfecture. 'The organizers did plan for more than 200,000 bottles but there is no water source on the site.'

Way. To. Go. Funny how JoBo just happened to get out of prison in the nick of time for this little party, huh? Just another crazy coincidence, I guess.

Oh, and JoBo, I thought you kinda LIKED nature...right?

...les membres de l'association...doivent d'abord créer une véritable ville, avec ses marchés et ses parkings, ses logements (campings) et son hôpital de campagne, ses chapiteaux et ses stands destinés à l'accueil de 200 associations. Il a fallu stocker 150 000 litres en bouteilles et 300 000 litres en citernes...

Translation: Association members must first create a real town, w/markets, parking lots, camping grounds and a hospital, w/ tents and stands for 200 associations. They had to stock 150,000 bottled litres of water and another 300,000 in containers...

I'm sure you all will be leaving Larzac in the same state that you found it in, am I correct? A few thousand people never hurt anything.

Must be hot in Egypt, too. This I-really-should-have-known-better-I'm-an-architect-after-all dingbat must have forgotten to wear a hat during his stay.

This worries me more.

The worry is that the passports could fall into the hands of traffickers who would create a passport identity for would-be economic migrants or perhaps terrorists.

The official, asking not to be identified, said he presumes the French notified all governments about the theft. He added that theft of blank passports is not uncommon.

Perhaps terrorists? Naw, you gotta be kidding, right? And you say this sort of thing goes on all the time? Ever thought of putting them somewhere...you know...safe? Like IN a safe!

posted by Valerie at 09:12 PM
Comments

He's been out for a couple of days, and already Bové is encouraging violence and anarchy.

Thumbs up to the public prosecutor's office!

This is just pure hypocrisy. Typical.

Posted by: Carine on August 9, 2003 03:53 AM

[quote]He's been out for a couple of days, and already Bové is encouraging violence and anarchy.[/quote]
Ta bêtise ne connaît décidément pas de limites. Peu importe...ton cas est vraisemblablement pathologique.

Posted by: UnVilainFrançais on August 9, 2003 06:45 AM

To Unfrogturkey,
Here we go again. Do you not post in English because
A) You're afraid of critisim from English speakers?

B)You have a hard time translating the offical french party line into English.

C) You have the pretentious belief that commenting in french makes up for a lack of original thought.

D) All of the above

Posted by: Mr.Blue on August 9, 2003 07:42 AM

UnVilF:

Ta bêtise ne connaît décidément pas de limites. Peu importe...ton cas est vraisemblablement pathologique.


My response to you:

Ta bêtise ne connaît décidément pas de limites. Peu importe...ton cas est vraisemblablement pathologique.

Get a life. Find something CONSTRUCTIVE to say. You are boring. Blah.

Posted by: Valerie on August 9, 2003 05:14 PM

Mr. Blue, Valerie,

That's the problem with frustrated "men" like UnVillainFrançais: they have no wife, no life, not even a rat could bear to play the role of their pet friend, so they insult people, preferably women (much safer for that kind of "men").

Doing it in English would not only expose his irrelevance, vulgarity and stupidity (it took him two days to write his list of insults he now cuts and pastes everywhere, as if anyone cared) to the entire Pave community (remember he's claiming to "defend" his patrie - what an advocate for France, indeed!), but would also expose him to possible answers from men. Real men. And this, UnVillainFrançais isn't man enough to face it.

Notice that he used to include an e-mail address (was it valid? I haven't checked) and since he's been insulting and threatening me, he bravely switched to a fake addy.

His vomitory and meaningless torrent of words accusing me of being the enemy of France actually reminded me of some appropriate comments regarding France:

France is like someone who’s been given a glimpse of the future, sees himself committing suicide, and resolves to spend his remaining days making it look like murder.

I think that sums up pretty well UnVillainFrançais' case. Pathetic.

Posted by: Carine on August 9, 2003 06:51 PM

UnVillainFrançais I see you took my advise about the booklet sized posts in French to heart. Good for you!
Subsistance juste de la fois prochaine c'aux "Américains sont un groupe de pantalon de poo de poo." et appelez-l'un jour oui?

Posted by: J.Mayeau on August 10, 2003 01:59 AM
Post a comment
Name:


Email Address:


URL:


Comments:


Remember info?