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May 11, 2004
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I fully expect this guy to be named President of France once they finally jail Chirac.

Policeman Arrested Driving in Fishnet Tights

PARIS (Reuters) - A French policeman faces trial in a police court for driving under the influence after he was stopped at the wheel of his car drunk and wearing only a pair of fishnet tights, a prosecutor said on Friday.

The man admitted he was a part-time prostitute after fellow police chased him through the Bois de Boulogne, a wooded area on the outskirts of Paris reputed as a nighttime hangout of transsexual prostitutes, in the early hours of Thursday.

The policeman said he needed the extra income. If convicted, he could lose his driver's license and be fined.

Prosecutors said there was not enough evidence to try him for passive soliciting, which is punishable by prison in France.

posted by McDonald at 09:54 AM
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I fully expect this guy to be named President of France once they finally jail Chirac.

Only one country in the world is able to accept Drunkers or former drunkers for President....and it isn't France.

Posted by: Marc Levis on May 11, 2004 02:28 PM

Wasn't Edgar Hoover, director of the FBI, a cross-dresser? See, we have lot in common after all...

Posted by: zoomerx on May 11, 2004 03:05 PM

Fellas

I think you really need to pay your policemen more. Free STD screenings isn't cutting the mustard.

Posted by: Papertiger on May 11, 2004 03:11 PM

Well he's only a part-time prostitute. Chirac is a full time prostitute. Hey Jacques, got oil?

Posted by: JohnO on May 11, 2004 05:22 PM

Double agent, typical Frenchman.

Posted by: de-programmer on May 11, 2004 07:34 PM

Protecting the public, inspecting the pubic.. it's all the same, right?

Posted by: Doug on May 11, 2004 07:59 PM

The rumor says that he has been caught with an american customer trying to introduce a broom stick in his rectum.
For his defense, the customer said that was not sexual perversion but military training.

Posted by: Max on May 11, 2004 09:36 PM

French military training sure is strange.

Posted by: Papertiger on May 12, 2004 04:28 AM

Maybe it's just la legion etrangere.

Posted by: Doug on May 12, 2004 10:09 AM

What the hell is 'passive' soliciting? Is that like a guy with a 12" whang walking around in 8" shorts?

Posted by: thirdfinger on June 5, 2004 07:16 PM
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