Little Green Footballs is polling for its prestigious annual Idiotarian of the Year and Jack has made the final five cut!

Jack is currently dead last, but the field is formidable:

* Michael "Geobbels" Moore
* Kofi "(Oil) Slick" Annan
* Dan "Times New Roman" Rather
* George "Cash For Votes" Soros

These are all high-grade deserving idiots (although we suspect George Soros is only here because unlimited wealth adds heft to an otherwise garden variety idiotarian). But Jack is our idiot!

So jump over to LGF and cast your vote for Jack! The poll is in the left column, scroll down. Hurry. Voting closes Friday January 14, 2005 at 11:59:59P Pacific.

UPDATE 01.14.05: Out of 5,418 votes cast as of 2:44P EST, Jack remains in last place with a measly 206 votes, 3.8% of the vote. N'est-il pas à être ? Jack sera déçu.

UPDATE 01.15.05: Well Jack was skunked. Of a total 5,675 votes cast, Jack managed only a pathetic 217 votes, 3.8% of the vote. How little France, in the person of Jack, counts when even this small glory is denied her.

Jack is mostly just annoying but Micheal Moore is one of the biggest idiots I've ever seen. Had to go with Moore on this one.

Sorry Damian.
I had to go with Moore also. If LGF would have allowed Jimmy-boy Carter to be nominated, I would have voted for him. Since LGF didn't put up the socialist peanut farmer, I was left with the vast and huge target of that fat, hairy, bastard, traitor, Micheal Moore. The darkness of idiocy cast by Moore's overwhelming bulk just left Jack to deep in the shadows to be noticed.

LC Geno

I think Jimmuh was ineligible, being a former winner.