One Kafkaesque morning, as I was waking up from anxious dreams, I discovered I dreaded going to work. All I wanted to do was cheat on my perfect wife, ignore my children, stab my oldest friend in the back, and smoke a cigarette, even though I haven’t smoked for almost 20 years. My hair broke out in gel and my underwear turned into briefs — then shrunk three sizes. I realized I was slowly becoming a French person.
The rest of Denis Boyles' Europa round-up is here.
(Hat tip: V de T)
This morning, instead of my usual
café noir et croissant au beurre , I went to McDonalds for a triple-decker bacon cheeseburger with fries and milkshake, went back home and stabbed my neighbours (I have since burried them in my backyard), before I realized Satan was speaking to me in tongues through my pet dog. Am I turning into an American?
Please help.
No fear of your turning into an American. No. it sounds like you are turning into a European.
How nice that you have a pet dog with whom you converse. How does Fido rate the upcoming EU constitution vote in France?
DGB
I'm surprised that all you did was talk with your dog. After all, beastiality is not illegal in most of Europe. More of that wonderful sophistication.
Fido says YES! He's a very sophisticated little devil.
After all, beastiality is not illegal in most of Europe.
Perharps, but something tells me it is more practiced in certain "red" states than anywhere else in sophisticated Europe. We take our dogs to restaurants after all.
No here we have good looking farm girls of the human variety who bathe.
Sorry but I know lots of non-inbred French farmers. They bathe.
M. Zmx,
You might want to read the papers before posting your hunches about yahoo America:
ANGERS, France, May 12 (AP) - A husband and wife in France's massive pedophilia trial admitted on Thursday to sexually assaulting their own daughters, the latest of the 66 defendants to recount how children they knew were subjected to abuse.
Last I checked Angers is not in a Red State. It's some 165 miles southwest of Paris.
DGB
That's all? .... would ask the US Catholic Council ;-)
But seriously, a rather unusual morbid case.
