WARNING: A post on the French fascination with poo.*

They walk in it. They oogle it. Victor Hugo wrote a hortatory paean to it.** And now the French invite you to play with it. What is it with the French and sh*t?

Fifth panel: ENFIN ! VOILÀ UN CACA COMME MOI, UN CACA PARFAIT.

Des Yeux des Oreilles (young, talented, and French graphic freelancer Jocelyn Setruk) has devised this online game the object of which is to produce "un beau caca":

...Tendre mais pas mou, consistant mas pas dur, fibreux mais pas trop, la perfection, le meilleur des cacas !

Yes. Well, Americans with our tight tidy rectums leave this sort of thing behind in the little room.***

A background screen to display on your monitor can be had here. Un beau caca, that's sure to brighten things up.

* Unlike the earthy French, the Japanese have a sanitation fascination with unko, i.e., poo in Japanese.
** Les Miserables, Volume V, Book II, Chapter I
*** Then again...

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