Once upon a time in a squarish middling country to the east of Great Britain lived a trim prissy people with teacup heinies and 81cm waists and firm healthy stools. They only ate the most delicious foods washed down by the most delicious wines. They would finish off with a ciggie, drugs, and a squat to defecate the tailings of the delicious foods, wines, and spent drugs. For as long as anyone could remember they had been eating, drinking, smoking, doping, and shitting in this happy fashion. All this kept our fairy tale folk very trim and very prissy.
Then one black day the fairy tale ended. Suddenly people doubled in size -- just like that -- but unlike the duple amoeba who sensibly throws off another amoeba, our fairy folk remained intacto. A third of the trim and prissy people had become fat and prissy.
Sadly the fatties were persecuted. To shore up flagging businesses, evil capitalists with gym memberships contrived lucrative penalties against the no longer trim.
OVERWEIGHT MAN SUES AIR FRANCE OVER SEAT ROW
PARIS December 20, 2006 (Scotsman/Reuters) - An overweight passenger has sued Air France after being told he was too fat and had to pay for a second seat to accommodate his bulk.
JE NE SUIS PAS GROS, JE SUIS FRANÇAIS !
Deux Billets ! Ah, L’humanité !
Jean-Jacques Jauffret, a French scriptwriter, told Reuters on Wednesday he had felt humiliated by Air France staff who had measured his waist in public at New Dehli airport in 2005 and decided he was too big for a single seat."Let's be objective. This man is fat," lawyer Fernand Gamault told the court in Bobigny, according to Le Parisien newspaper. "He barely fits on the courtroom chair. How could he sit in an airplane?"
[Proofreading hat tip: M. Zmx]
PFFT (What is this?): Great big France 3 | 160 kilos (352.7 lb) is not so fat 0 | Rayonnement français 0
That would be "Je ne suis pas gros ", since the subject in question is a big fat male.
M. Zmx,
Right you are. You have caught us being lazy, as we cut-and-pasted the caption from an earlier fairy tale post, where the not-fat fat person was a large-sized lady.
Merci,
DGB
